On Tuesday July 12th I was on America’s Got Talent. This is the video from my experience. Fast Forward to 1:35 to get to the good stuff.
Clearly I was robbed and Howard Stern should be ashamed of himself for keeping me out of Las Vegas. I will get my revenge and prove to the world that the Air Sex Championships is a legit sport. I am not mad at Sharon Osbourne, she is a weird Canadian with shitty taste. Howie Mandel was nice to me. Howard Stern screwed me.
E! Online wrote this post that was pretty informative but it did NOT mention how I got screwed out of a chance to win America’s Got Talent. This article is all about the MONSTER NIGHT AT THE RATINGS for the show…hmmm, a coincidence? I got screwed. These people hate me and these people hate me too. I hate being screwed. The Austinist was nice to me as was Uproxx. It weakens the sting but the bottom line is I was robbed.
If any major media markets want to talk to me about this debacle I am available for interviews but please, only major media markets.
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P.S. this Summer we are going on an East Coast Tour to the following cities:
If you want to come out and offer me some condolences then find venue information here.